"Okay Mr. Jacobson, now you sit tight. I just had the product idea that will rocket our humble salt and pepper shaker manufacturing facility to number one!
"We'll have a nude lady, reclining, with a coy look in her eye. 'Come to me,' she seems to say, 'pluck my HH-cup breasts from their very sockets and dispense seasoning from them.'
Great idea, huh boss? Boss?"